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Babies suck.

No, literally, they suck. A lot. That’s how they eat, after all.

Come on, people. Did you really think I’d be so unkind as to denigrate little babies? (Don’t answer that.) Moving on. Babies either latch on to a bottle’s nipple or the other kind of nipple and, once attached, just start sucking for all they’re worth.

If you’ve ever seen the blissed-out smile on a baby’s face after a good deal of sucking, then you understand just how much they suck and how much they love sucking. However, you can’t feed a baby all day, every day.

Yeah, that’s a good start. 

Today, I’m here to tease you folks more than a bit. A lot of tease, actually. Of course, that’s all predicated on you actually caring enough to want to do what I’m about to suggest. But you do, right?

Don’t you?

Look at the cute puppy dog making with the eyes. He wants you to. How can you say no to that cute widdle face and those eyes? 

You can’t, that’s how. You just can’t.

Which means you guys need to go to any number of places (including most of the innumerable Harris Teeter grocery stores in the Charlotte area) and check out the rest of today’s column in the physical, actual, printed version of the Charlotte Parent Magazine.

Hey, it’s free! With tons of excellent articles. Even some that aren’t written by me. I’m big enough to admit that there can be other people who will write excellently even if they are not me. I mean, I’m big enough to do most anything except fit in my thin jeans, but I am trying to diet. That’s a separate story all together, however. So. . . 

Moving on.

Anyway. Yes. Go get the print copy and see what all the fuss is about. You’ll be glad you did.

If not, let us know and we’ll gladly refund your money.