Author: Richard E.D. Jones

Dude Review: Ally-Saurus & the First Day of School

Not only are all of Ally's best friends dinosaurs, she's pretty certain that she's a dinosaur as well. Why else would she have ridges and scales and a dinosaur tail? Even if she is the only one who can see…

Quiet As A Louse. . . No. . . A Grouse? No. . .

Welp, it's too late to do anything about it now. If you've left your Christmas shopping until today. . . until right now. . . Dudes, you're already so far behind the eight-ball, the only think you can see is…

The Bitter And The Sweet

Having your days revolve around potential human beings significantly younger than you are can make for some difficult dilemmas.For instance, if it comes down to a choice between baking chocolate chip cookies and going to the dry cleaners, which one…

Happy Holidays to all Except One

This post appeared in the December 2014 issue of Charlotte Parent. During this wonderful time of year, full of good tidings and joy, I’m constantly reminded of one overriding thought: Man, I really, really hate Google.Now I look at it,…

The Obligatory Thanksgiving Post

Here in America, Thanksgiving is tomorrow.Now, normally, when I talk about the things for which I'm most thankful, (which I'm about to do so buckle up, buttercup), it actually is on a day when we're supposed to be giving thanks…

Dad Review: Disney's Big Hero 6

So, Saturday was my birthday.I turned. . . Well, let's just say it was a milestone birthday and leave it at that. I certainly plan to do so.The thing of it is, I decided that I was going to celebrate…

If You're Wondering What You Want To Do

I am funny.I am funny. (Yes, this is an affirmation. And now, because I had to explain it, the joke ceases to be funny. But I'm going to keep on going because I'm nothing if not persistent. As long as…

So, A Dude Staggers Into A Sandwich Shop. . .

I like to think of today as The Day I Didn't Die.Okay, yes, fine, then.I'm pretty sure you could say that every day but one in your life is The Day You Didn't Die. The deal, though, is that while…

Booing Them To Death By Embarrassment

On this day of days, this night of wonders, every dad faces a choice: Do I dress up to enjoy myself on Halloween or do I dress up to inflict maximum punishment on the spawn?If you've been reading these for…